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'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"So, what brings you here?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Ahhh...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.