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Monk and Nut Cracker

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"OMG, LOL!"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Dogma

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Om and Ommer

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Male On Sunday

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"