Religious Cartoon Fan Prints

Monk and Nut Cracker

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"OMG, LOL!"

A surprise in heaven

Dogma

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Male On Sunday

"Holy moly!"

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"