Religious Parody Fan Prints

Monk batting with a crucifix

"OMG, LOL!"

A surprise in heaven

Dogma

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Male On Sunday

"Holy moly!"

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."