Religious Humor Fans Prints

'Thou shall not kill, comma...'

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"

Sisters of the sacred order of the massage table.

The Pope and Contraception.

"Then I told Jonah, I'm a big fish not a whale, get your story straight."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

A woman in prayer

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Male On Sunday