Religion In Humor Fan Prints

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

United Church of OMG

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Male On Sunday

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Holy moly!"

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

Churchwarden Talking to Rector