Religion And Humor Fans Prints

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

United Church of OMG

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Om and Ommer

Male On Sunday

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Holy moly!"

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector