Religion And Humor Fans Gifts

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

United Church of OMG

'Please take your receipt!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Male On Sunday

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"Holy moly!"

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Nativity - The sitcom

Three Parent Baby

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector