Religion And Humor Lovers Gifts

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Please take your receipt!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

United Church of OMG

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Three Parent Baby

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Vicar In Spectacles

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"The dove must be back."

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water