Religion With Humor Gifts

United Church of OMG

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Please take your receipt!'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Excommunicate Me.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"This is a beta test, right?"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Nativity - The sitcom

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'