Religion Meets Humor Gifts

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Pope tarts.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

United Church of OMG

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sermon Applause.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

Three Parent Baby

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Holy Guacamole.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"This is a beta test, right?"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

The Pope