Humorist With A Religious Twist Gifts

The confessional

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Pope tarts.

Sermon Applause.

United Church of OMG

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"This is a beta test, right?"

Excommunicate Me.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden