Humorist With A Spiritual Twist Gifts

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Sermon Applause.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Praying Mantis.

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'