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"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Pope tarts.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Guru.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sermon Applause.

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

R.C.I.A.

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Praying Mantis.