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'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Moses, all tests indicate you have a staff infection."

'My Mum said Eve was created second, so us women could always have the last word!'

"I got a real tough penance from the priest. He told me to do a decade of the rosary. The good news is I only have one more year to go."

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

'Alright, we'll invest in your project, Noah, assuming we can serve on the board.'

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

The three not so very wise men.

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

Bishop with bomb.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

Holy Roller.

David really shouldn't have skipped Tallis and Tefillin classes.

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

Sermon Applause.

The Last Supper (late)

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"