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'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.

God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'My Mum said Eve was created second, so us women could always have the last word!'

"Moses, all tests indicate you have a staff infection."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'Alright, we'll invest in your project, Noah, assuming we can serve on the board.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

The three not so very wise men.

"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

David really shouldn't have skipped Tallis and Tefillin classes.

Holy Roller.

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Bishop with bomb.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

Moses at 'Lost and Found' points to big tablets

Pope Francis

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

"I'd like to welcome you all to today's Easter service!"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The Last Supper (late)

Sermon Applause.

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'