Religion Meets Humor Mugs

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

United Church of OMG

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Sermon Applause.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"This is a beta test, right?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Three Parent Baby

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Holy Guacamole.