Religion In Humor Fan Mugs

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

United Church of OMG

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Three Parent Baby

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Holy moly!"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Male On Sunday

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."