Religion And Comedy Fan Mugs

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

Matthew, Mark, Luke and 'John'.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Please take your receipt!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Male On Sunday

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Holy moly!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Nativity - The sitcom

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"