Religion And Comedy Fan Pillows

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Please take your receipt!'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"

Male On Sunday

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Nativity - The sitcom

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Three Parent Baby

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."