Religion And Comedy Lover Pillows

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"OMG, LOL!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Nativity - The sitcom

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Three Parent Baby

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Baby Bird

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"First, you have to get their attention."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"The dove must be back."

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."