Faith-based Comedy Lover Pillows

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"OMG, LOL!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Nativity - The sitcom

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"First, you have to get their attention."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

"The dove must be back."

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'