Spiritual Comedy Lover Pillows

God works in mysterious ways.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"That's our new church mascot."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

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'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"T.G.I.F."

"In heaven there are no trees."

"Closed until further notice."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"First, you have to get their attention."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'