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God works in mysterious ways.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"That's our new church mascot."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

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"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"T.G.I.F."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"In heaven there are no trees."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Closed until further notice."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"First, you have to get their attention."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'