Spiritual Comedic Pillows

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Ten Commandments

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

St. Elmo's fired.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying mantis.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

OM, SWEET OM

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Shoe repair

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

Moses' TV guide.