Spiritual Humorists Pillows

'I blame it on a typo in the scriptures, but it's always been, the Father, the Son and the Holy Goat.'

'My mind's gone blank.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Ten Commandments

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Bumped by an angel

'Mantras aren't supposed to have punch lines!'

8 Sins or Less

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Pope tarts.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'