Spiritual Humorists Gifts

'I blame it on a typo in the scriptures, but it's always been, the Father, the Son and the Holy Goat.'

'My mind's gone blank.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

Ten Commandments

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Bumped by an angel

'Mantras aren't supposed to have punch lines!'

8 Sins or Less

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Guru.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sermon Applause.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'