Spiritual Humor Lovers Gifts

"OMG"

"One more round and then we should probably order."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"That's our new church mascot."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying mantis.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

Shoe repair

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'