Spiritual Humor Lover Gifts

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'The news isn't all bad - At least the Deists are letting you off the hook.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'It's not atheism, agnosticism, or Protestantism, Patrick -- our true enemy is golf.'

"harry krishna" "Look out - it's that mantra ray."

'Hey! You! Yes, You! I read in a yoga book that I, too, am God... So watch it!'

"They hold up my halo!"

Church Spire

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

'I was an overachiever.'

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

'All right, now -- let's see who can be the least competitive!'

'Create them in Your own image? --Even the female oe?'

"T.G.I.F."

"I've been dead over two hundred years but I still feel like the new guy."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Please take your receipt!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying mantis.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi