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The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"They call this heaven? 10,000 channels of religious programming."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying mantis.

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Shoe repair

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."