Spiritual Humor Seekers Gifts

Glenn Beck! First time caller!

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

Guru.

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Praying mantis.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

Shoe repair

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"'Host' and Cheese?"