Spiritual Humor Seekers Mugs

Glenn Beck! First time caller!

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Shoe repair

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"'Host' and Cheese?"