Spiritual Humor Gifts

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Stick on Souls'

Praying mantis.

"Hey babe, wanna see my third eye?"

Shoe repair

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Please take your receipt!'

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Regifts of the Magi

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

Nativity - The sitcom