Spiritual Humor Gifts

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Stick on Souls'

Praying mantis.

Shoe repair

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Please take your receipt!'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Regifts of the Magi

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

OM, SWEET OM

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"