Spiritual Humor Lover Prints

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'The news isn't all bad - At least the Deists are letting you off the hook.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'It's not atheism, agnosticism, or Protestantism, Patrick -- our true enemy is golf.'

"harry krishna" "Look out - it's that mantra ray."

'Hey! You! Yes, You! I read in a yoga book that I, too, am God... So watch it!'

"They hold up my halo!"

Church Spire

"Not sure that's the graven image of Baal we were looking for."

"You know, you're not helping yourself."

'If we do meet again in the after-life, you don't know me, o.k.?'

'I was an overachiever.'

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

'All right, now -- let's see who can be the least competitive!'

'Create them in Your own image? --Even the female oe?'

"T.G.I.F."

"I've been dead over two hundred years but I still feel like the new guy."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Please take your receipt!'

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Praying mantis.