Spiritual Comedians Gifts

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Oh dear. I don't know a soul.'

'I just found out that, instead of God, I've been talking to a temp!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Doomsayer angel with a sign: 'The end was near!'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

St. Elmo's fired.

Guru.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Garden of Eden and scrumping

OM, SWEET OM

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

Om and Ommer