Spiritual Comedy Aficionado Gifts

"Look, Lord! I'm walking on water!!"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Regifts of the Magi

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.