Spiritual Comedy Fan Gifts

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Thank goodness we retained deniability."

Got omnipotence?

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Applause

Om and Ommer

Male On Sunday

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."