Spiritual Comedy Fan Prints

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Thank goodness we retained deniability."

Got omnipotence?

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Applause

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Male On Sunday

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Rex and the Ten Commands

"In heaven there are no trees."

Hymns - Optional Extras