Spiritual Comic Fan Prints

Jesus walks on water (with his dog Saul) "Jesus Christ, slow it down!"

'False alarm - They're just taking Your name in vain again.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Call me!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't