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Jesus walks on water (with his dog Saul) "Jesus Christ, slow it down!"

'False alarm - They're just taking Your name in vain again.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Batman O' War

Naked Mole Rat

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Call me!"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Jim Carrey,

Dog In Your Face Comics