Spiritual Comic Collector Prints

'Well, she ate the apple -- I SAID you should have the whole thing catered.'

"Two weeks quarantine before coming through the gate." (man at the gates of Heaven, being told there is a quarantine"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Super Dog'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'