Religious Comedy Lover Gifts

"First, you have to get their attention."

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this a constitution?"

Dogma

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

St. Elmo's fired.

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

A woman in prayer

Om and Ommer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"