Spiritual Comedy Lovers Gifts

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Ten Commandments

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.