Religion Humorists Pillows

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Hood ornament.

Horror Movies in Hell.

Holy Cow.

'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You call this a constitution?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Ten Commandments

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Sermon Applause.

United Church of OMG

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

A woman in prayer

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"This is a beta test, right?"