Humorous Spiritualists Pillows

Buddha Fishing

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying mantis.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Regifts of the Magi

OM, SWEET OM

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Shoe repair

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'