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Buddha Fishing

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying mantis.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Praying Mantis.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Regifts of the Magi

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Shoe repair

OM, SWEET OM

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Applause

Om and Ommer