Spiritual Humorous Pillows

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Ten Commandments

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Praying mantis.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Shoe repair

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Applause

Om and Ommer

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"