Satirical Spiritualist Pillows

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Ghostwriting the Bible

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Bishops Snooker

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Even More Disciples'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside