Satirical Spiritualist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quirky side of spiritualism? Our collection of satirical spiritualist items combines humor with mystique, making them ideal for spiritual enthusiasts with a cheeky sense of humor. From witty mugs to clever prints, find something that resonates with their love of the mystical — with a satirical edge that keeps it light and fun.

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"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please." mockup

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Priest's 'To do' list.

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Ghostwriting the Bible

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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'Yes, all at once!'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness." mockup

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?" mockup

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..." mockup

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

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Guru.

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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.' mockup

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

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"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog." mockup

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

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'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..' mockup

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

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How's my sermon. . .

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The Ten Really Cool Facts

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Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.' mockup

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

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'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.' mockup

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

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Bishops Snooker

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Single Prayer Health Insurance

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'Even More Disciples'

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Free ticket to heaven... details inside mockup

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

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Satirical Spiritualist Gifts Collection

Satirical Spiritualist Mugs

Explore our collection of satirical spiritualist mugs—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and mystic charm.

Satirical Spiritualist Pillows

Find hilarious and charming pillows that bring a satirical spin to their spiritual decor.

Satirical Spiritualist Prints

Browse our collection of humorous spiritualist prints, ideal for adding a clever touch to their sacred space.

Satirical Spiritualist T-Shirts

Discover witty spiritualist t-shirts that make a playful statement while celebrating their mystical side.