Satirical Spiritualist Gifts

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Priest's 'To do' list.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Ghostwriting the Bible

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Guru.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Bishops Snooker

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