Satirical Spiritualists Gifts

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Ten Commandments

Guru.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Drive-thru Church

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Even More Disciples'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."