Spirit Satirist Gifts

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Objection, your Honor! This is clearly an immaterial witness!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

CIA report

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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